Binge-Watching The Latest Christmas Films: The Good, The Bad and The So-Bad-It's-Good.
‘Tis the season to slob out on the sofa and devour a tin of mince pies in front of a good movie, a poor film, or one that’s awesomely awful.
This year, a batch of fresh holiday movies strives to join part of our seasonal watchlist—potentially even earning a place alongside beloved favorites like Home Alone, Elf, Love Actually, and Die Hard (no arguments).
Therefore, in a vital public service to distinguish the gems from the coal, and to embrace the Christmas spirit, I marathoned as many fresh festive movies as possible in a single day.
Early Morning: A Very Jonas Christmas Movie
Starting, hopefully, on a high. This film is the only 2025 title on a popular review site's list of the best 100 Christmas movies of all time.
The Jonas Brothers find themselves stranded in the UK after concluding their international trek and must get home for Christmas. Their attempts are thwarted by an evil Santa, who bursts into melody to declare they won’t get home until they “find their sibling bond.”
The repartee between the arguing trio is entertaining even for the casual viewer, while followers will no doubt pick up on lots of references as they try to get back using any means of transport necessary.
It’s a journey of epic proportions.
It’s not a timeless masterpiece, but is superb for devotees and a solid start to the day.
Festive score: 🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄 for Jonas Brothers fans or 🎄🎄🎄 for their loved ones who are obliged to sit through it.
Late Morning: Tinsel Town
Hollywood star Kiefer Sutherland appears as a movie actor roped into a "panto".
“A what's a panto??” asks Sutherland’s “temperamental” and older star Brad Mack, who has hit a rough patch and whose agent has tricked him into thinking he’s performing in high-class London stage.
His pantomime cast-mates tell him he’s playing Buttons. “Oh no I’m not,” he retorts. One can imagine their retort. That is, unless you’re ignorant of traditional panto catchphrases.
There are some very funny lines, some heartwarming sub-plots, and the rest of the cast is excellent, too.
It’s the sort of feature that would be a bit cheesy at a different time, but is a great entertainment at Christmas.
Holiday verdict: 🎄🎄🎄🎄
A New Spin on Scrooge
An actor pops up at the beginning of this film, too, insulting someone for the second consecutive movie. Is this a fresh holiday staple?
This time, he’s a singing black cab driver who picks up Mr Sood, the newest interpretation on Mr Scrooge from Charles Dickens’ A Christmas Carol.
Mr Sood is played by an actor from Kunal Nayyar and Christmas Karma is directed by the filmmaker behind Gurinder Chadha. The familiar story progresses as the tight-fisted Mr Sood is haunted by the spirits of Christmas yesterday, today, and tomorrow, played by Hugh Bonneville, Billy Porter, and Boy George.
This South Asian reinterpretation is at least different from all the others, but unfortunately he’s not very captivating and Nayyar’s performance is wooden—a major flaw when he’s so central to everything.
Christmas tree rating: 🎄🎄
12.04pm - Stuffed
There's just enough time for a channel's holiday special—which stars Guz Khan as a lovably grouchy guy who “isn't big on Christmas.”
But after he gets an sizable holiday payout at work, his wife (portrayed by Morgana Robinson) convinces him blowing the money on a vacation to Lapland.
There’s just one problem—he learns there was an error with his bonus, which should have been £800, and he has to determine how to reimburse the difference.
Enjoyable but forgettable.
Festive score: 🎄🎄
Early Afternoon: Champagne Problems
This is one of those holiday movies where the festive trappings are in the setting—Christmas is the environment of the film rather than its main point—but it feels warm and holiday-like all the same.
High-powered businesswoman Sydney (starring Minka Kelly) is assigned to a vineyard to negotiate a purchase for a champagne business. En route, she encounters a fellow in a book store who offers to show her the holidays in the City of Light.
A commentator recently declared this is the finest new Christmas film of the recent era. That’s a bit of a exaggeration, but it is a Christmas romance with a touch of class and gives the necessary cozy feelings.
The scene with a detailed conversation about Die Hard is notable too.
Holiday verdict: 🎄🎄🎄
3.29pm - Finding Father Christmas
Sixteen-year-old Chris, played by Lenny Rush, continues to believe in Father Christmas, regardless of the persuasion of his dad (played by James Buckley) to tell him otherwise.
The answer is somewhere, and Chris embarks on a quest to find it with the guidance of a team of well-known scientists and personalities.
It’s gentle but endearing, and ideal viewing while anticipating Santa to visit.
Festive score: 🎄🎄🎄
Late Afternoon: Oh. What. Fun.
Michelle Pfeiffer is the matriarch of a bickering American family who reunite for the holidays—including fellow acclaimed actress Felicity Jones, Chloe Grace Moretz, Jason Schwartzman, and dad Denis Leary.
Pfeiffer starts by mentioning classic festive films like National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation, It’s A Wonderful Life and Home Alone, before saying: “They need to make a movie about the unsung heroes of the holidays—moms.”
So that’s what this is, but in execution it’s really a mash-up of those aforementioned movies, at least until Pfeiffer’s character finally finds her strength.
Christmas tree rating: 🎄🎄
Formulaic Fun
The day’s waned in quality, but happily here’s a new addition in the packed genre of formulaic, schmaltzy, badly acted—and utterly watchable—holiday fare.
It’s a story as well-worn: An American woman goes on a quest to a distant snowy land and ends up stumbling across romance.
In this case, Caprice Bourret plays a publisher